People Who Deserve It is just what you’d expect. Another overly, snakry and sarcastic list of people that just plain need a slap of common sense.  Of course, that doesn’t make it any less true. One type that kills me on my daily train commute is nubmer 83: full volume headphone guy. I can’t decide if they’re just not wearing the buds right and music is sloppily polluting my airspace or if they really have it cranked up to 120mhz and not realize what a complete ass they’re being.

Two more commuter types that I would nominate for a good steel toed shin kicking. First, anyone holding a full volume, full throttle conversation on a rush hour train before 6:30. For the love of god can’t you see that the rest of us are trying to blissfully forget we are headed to work before the sun is up. Drink some shut the hell up and let us catnap for twenty more minutes.

Second, (usually a male) Mr. My Briefcase needs a seat. For the love of god, do you really think you can get away with putting your laptop bag or 1983 combo-lock briefcase on the seat during a rush hour train? What? You’re also go to top off the insanity by giving me a look when I ask to sit down?